riddle-me-chris:

Kind of afraid to ask Alan Rickman for his autograph.

reblogged 1 hour ago on 22 July 2014 WITH 27,106 notes »reblog
via red-coffeemaker // originally burritttto

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry

etharei:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

 (via jouissants)

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

lyesmth:

Just a few of the mant gems I’ve encoutered in response to the newest… *pfft* 'threat'. 

  • how long it takes to fall in love with the starks: one episode
  • how long the starks were a happy family: one episode
reblogged 15 hours ago on 21 July 2014 WITH 68,157 notes »reblog
via maguiltysodom // originally cwtn

somepretty-things:

cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken

the prettiest Jesus I’ve ever seen

definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

image

cyborglovesong:

We’ve all been there, Woody.

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

image

It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

reblogged 16 hours ago on 21 July 2014 WITH 93 notes »reblog
via corellea // originally bunnyharlow

bunnyharlow:

Please help us find her. Repost as much as possible.

chaoticbanter:

softrocklevi:

it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

I think about this often

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

sueforstiles:

darklittlefaun:

flattemberthefourth:

theperks-ofbeing-troywagner:

lebelladonna:

Am I the only one who watched Sagwa as a kid? 

i’ve been waiting for this post my entire life

I forgot about this show.

I LOVED THIS SHOW

this show was life